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Oh, you're a bird watcher....(Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow?
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Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
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I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.
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I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!
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Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
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Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
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Hi, my name's Fred, would you like to test my bed?
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