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Kiss me now or kiss me later, your choice -2 0
Hi. Can I domesticate you? -2 0
Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you. -2 0
Hi. My name is Laura. I'll be your playtoy tonight. -2 0
I would like to herd my cattle in your fertile valley. -2 0
Excuse me, but you have a "dick for" on your head. (What's a "dick for"?) I'll show you. -2 0
Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . . -2 0
Want to play lion tamer? You could get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth. -2 0
Do you want to go swimming? Damn, there isn't a pool around... But my sheets are blue? -2 0
I'm sterile. -2 0

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