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Kiss me now or kiss me later, your choice
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Hi. Can I domesticate you?
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Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you.
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Hi. My name is Laura. I'll be your playtoy tonight.
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I would like to herd my cattle in your fertile valley.
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Excuse me, but you have a "dick for" on your head. (What's a "dick for"?) I'll show you.
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Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .
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Want to play lion tamer? You could get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth.
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Do you want to go swimming? Damn, there isn't a pool around... But my sheets are blue?
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I'm sterile.
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