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Aren't you the girl/guy who is having sex with that really good looking guy/girl? (No.) Want to be?
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I have a job for you.... but it blows...
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Excuse me, I was wondering if you could help me? See,I'm trying to find someone. (Who?) Any girl/guy who'll sleep with me
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Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?
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I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
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Do you know anything about real estate? (Grab crotch or breasts) I was just wondering if you could tell me if this is a lot.
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What time do you get off? Can I watch?
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Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to.
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Wanna lift? Your dick and my spirits.
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Can I add a branch to your family tree?
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