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Excuse me, I was wondering if you could help me? See,I'm trying to find someone. (Who?) Any girl/guy who'll sleep with me
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Do you know anything about real estate? (Grab crotch or breasts) I was just wondering if you could tell me if this is a lot.
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If I were to send you flowers... No wait, let me rephrase: If I were to let you suck on my tongue, would you be grateful?
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I'm gonna have sex tonight!!! I'm gonna have sex tonight!!! (With whom?) Depends: What are you doing tonight at around 1?
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Hi, my name is Laura. I don't have a gag reflex.
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You know, I do sleep well with others...
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Have you ever been hunting before? (No.) Well, then how about you come up to my cabin with me this weekend and I can teach you how to stuff a beaver.
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Hello, I may have just met you but I feel like I have known you all my life and I love you. What hotel room should I reserve?
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Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
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What's a nice boy/girl like you doing in a place like this?
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