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Save a horse, Ride a cowboy.
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This condem (holding in hand) has your name written on it.
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I hear there's a major problem with deforestation in the world today. Why don't we put together your chest and my nuts, and help save the world?
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Have you ever been hunting before? (No.) Well, then how about you come up to my cabin with me this weekend and I can teach you how to stuff a beaver.
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I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
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Hey, do you exercise? Can I be your thighmaster?
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Are you a horse? (No.) Can I ride you anyway?
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Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
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You know, I do sleep well with others...
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Once you are finished fucking the 10-inchers, come back to me.
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