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If you were the alphabet, I'd place you under "O"!
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Hi. I'm a dog and I need to bury my bone.
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You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
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I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
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Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
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If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful boy/girl named that?"
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If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
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I just got this tan in Hawai'i. Why don't you call me when you want some of this tan to rub off on you.
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I'm like chocolate: I go straight to your ass!
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I have a job for you.... but it blows...
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