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You know what they say about guys with big hands. (What?) Big latex.
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Do you believe in Santa Claus? Do you think that if I am good this year, he'll put you in my stocking this year?
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Do you remember me from the other night? Probably not, because we really hit it off.
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If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
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You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
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Champaine can be tickly, and so can I.
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Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
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(Hold up a screw) Wanna screw?
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Are you cold? Let me be your electric blacket. Just plug me in and I'll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.
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Hi. I'm like a tropical island: hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.
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