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Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
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Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
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Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
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Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
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Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
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I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
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Hey! Ya wanna try out my new 'Home Artificial Insemination Kit?'
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Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.
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