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I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?
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Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
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I'm good at math. U I=69
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If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
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It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? (Is it really your birthday?) No, but how about a kiss anyway?
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You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
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I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
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Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She'd like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning.
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Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
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I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'...
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