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Do you want to go swimming? Damn, there isn't a pool around... But my sheets are blue? -2 0
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? -1 0
You're on my list of things to do tonight. 4 0
Damn, I know you are not on four legs, but you look faster than a cheetah. -1 0
What do you think of Bill Clinton? (Answer...) Yeah, me too, but I try not to follow that stuff regarding Bill, Hilliary, or Monica. Want a cigar? -4 0
If you were a duck and I were a moose, and we had sex, we'd make a duckmoose, and it would sound like this: [make the wierdest sound you can]. 0 0
Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you are stuck with me. 2 0
You know how I am with dicks? I suck at it. 2 0
My cat has lovely fur. Can I see yours? 1 0
The name is Reese, and you're lookin like someone that would suck on my piece. 2 0

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