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This condem (holding in hand) has your name written on it. 3 0
Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? 3 0
I'm like chocolate: I go straight to your ass! 3 0
I'm rubber, your glue. Let's have sex. 3 0
Have you ever been hunting before? (No.) Well, then how about you come up to my cabin with me this weekend and I can teach you how to stuff a beaver. 3 0
At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?" 3 0
If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town. 3 0
If I were to send you flowers... No wait, let me rephrase: If I were to let you suck on my tongue, would you be grateful? 3 0
Do you cheesy lines or do you just want to do it? 3 0
Hi would you like a drink? (She says "yes") Great, while you at the bar could you get me a drink. 3 0

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