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This condem (holding in hand) has your name written on it.
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Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
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I'm like chocolate: I go straight to your ass!
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I'm rubber, your glue. Let's have sex.
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Have you ever been hunting before? (No.) Well, then how about you come up to my cabin with me this weekend and I can teach you how to stuff a beaver.
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At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
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If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
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If I were to send you flowers... No wait, let me rephrase: If I were to let you suck on my tongue, would you be grateful?
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Do you cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?
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Hi would you like a drink? (She says "yes") Great, while you at the bar could you get me a drink.
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