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(What are you doing?) I'm taking off my shoes. (Why?) So I can take off my pants.
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If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?
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Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
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Hello, I may have just met you but I feel like I have known you all my life and I love you. What hotel room should I reserve?
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I'm like chocolate: I go straight to your ass!
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If I were to send you flowers... No wait, let me rephrase: If I were to let you suck on my tongue, would you be grateful?
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I'm gonna have sex tonight!!! I'm gonna have sex tonight!!! (With whom?) Depends: What are you doing tonight at around 1?
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Have you ever been hunting before? (No.) Well, then how about you come up to my cabin with me this weekend and I can teach you how to stuff a beaver.
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This condem (holding in hand) has your name written on it.
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You know, I do sleep well with others...
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