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Hi, my name is Laura. I don't have a gag reflex.
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Puffs can guarantee a good blow. Can you?
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Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all sex, or do you think that there would be some depth to it?
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Did you know that Rock and Roll was originally an African American euphimism for sex?" (creepy leering look)
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Hey. Do you have that Hawiian Disease? What? "Comeoniwannalayya".
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I can play the 1812 Overture on a touchtone phone with my tongue.
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I'm hungry and I'm on a liquid diet.
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Let's have a party in your shoes, and then invite your pants.
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If you were camping and woke up with a used condom inside you, would you tell anyone? (No.) Want to go Camping?
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Did I mention that I'm the only person in the Guinness Book of World's Records actually able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
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