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So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
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You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
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Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
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What's your favorite sound? My favorite sound is my balls slapping your ass.
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Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
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I'm hard. You wet?
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I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
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Do you work at Subway? Because you just have me a footlong.
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Come on. We're leaving.
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Hi, I'm the reincarnated soul of Tai-Pong, once a starved, naked Buddhist monk. All that isolation is getting to me. Want to get down on your knees and pray?
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