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My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
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I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
10
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Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
7
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"Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
7
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Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
7
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If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
6
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(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
6
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You know, my mother says you have the smoothest complexion of anyone she knows.
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
5
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You should be someone's wife.
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