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"Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
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My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
11
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I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
11
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My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream.
9
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Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
8
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If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
8
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Hi. I'm horny.
8
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(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
7
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Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
7
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I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
7
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