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My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
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I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
12
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If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
8
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(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
8
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"Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
8
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Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
8
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Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
8
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My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream.
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Hi. I'm horny.
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"So, did you hear the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?" ("No.") "Well then, let's go to my place and I'll tell you all about it."
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