PickupPundit http://www.pickuppundit.com pickup lines Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:17 PST en <![CDATA[I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1471 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1471 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:17 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1471 <![CDATA[I can get you off the Naughty List.]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1497 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1497 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:09 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1497 <![CDATA[I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1496 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1496 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:09 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1496 <![CDATA[Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.”]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1495 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1495 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:09 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1495 <![CDATA[Wanna see my 12-inch elf?]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1494 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1494 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:09 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1494 <![CDATA[You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1493 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1493 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:09 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1493 <![CDATA[Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1492 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1492 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:09 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1492 <![CDATA[Wanna meet Santa's little helper?]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1491 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1491 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:09 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1491 <![CDATA[Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1490 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1490 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:09 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1490 <![CDATA[He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1489 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1489 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:09 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1489 <![CDATA[I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1488 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1488 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:09 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1488 <![CDATA[Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1487 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1487 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:09 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1487 <![CDATA[I know when you`we been bad or good.]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1486 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1486 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:09 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1486 <![CDATA[I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1485 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1485 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:09 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1485 <![CDATA[Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1484 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1484 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:09 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1484 <![CDATA[That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1483 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1483 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:09 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1483 <![CDATA[How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1482 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1482 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:09 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1482 <![CDATA[Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1481 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1481 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:09 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1481 <![CDATA[Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1480 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1480 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:09 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1480 <![CDATA[I see you when you`re sleeping & you don`t wear any underwear...]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1479 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1479 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:09 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1479 <![CDATA[Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1478 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1478 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:09 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1478 <![CDATA[Some of my best toys run on batteries...]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1477 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1477 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:09 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1477 <![CDATA[I`ve got something special in the sack for you!]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1476 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1476 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:09 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1476 <![CDATA[You are what I want for Christmas.]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1475 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1475 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:09 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1475 <![CDATA[I know when you`ve been bad or good...so let`s skip the small talk!]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1474 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1474 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:09 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1474 <![CDATA[Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1472 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1472 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:55:09 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1472 <![CDATA[Come into my office and take off your pants.]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1471 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1471 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:46:52 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1471 <![CDATA[I am an organ donor, need anything?]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1470 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1470 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:46:52 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1470 <![CDATA[That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1468 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1468 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:46:52 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1468 <![CDATA[Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1461 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1461 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:46:52 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1461 <![CDATA[Baby, you make me vasodilate!]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1465 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1465 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:46:52 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1465 <![CDATA[My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1456 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1456 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:46:52 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1456 <![CDATA[(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1457 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1457 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:46:52 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1457 <![CDATA[My adductor isn't the only thing that's longus.]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1458 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1458 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:46:52 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1458 <![CDATA[I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1459 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1459 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:46:52 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1459 <![CDATA[Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1460 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1460 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:46:52 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1460 <![CDATA[When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1463 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1463 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:46:52 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1463 <![CDATA[(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don't we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1462 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1462 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:46:52 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1462 <![CDATA[No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1466 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1466 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:46:52 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1466 <![CDATA[How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?]]> http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1464 http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1464 Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:46:52 PST pickuppundit General http://www.pickuppundit.com/story/title/-1464